Privacy Policy, Matey
Oh wait, that's PIRACY POLICY, whoops. We don't have a piracy policy, other than to say it can make great movies (except for the last few, yikes), and also downloading music off Napster and Bear Share 20 years ago was AWESOME! Don't tell the FBI. Or tell them, whatever, we like to live dangerously.
Look, no one reads this we get it - we don't read them! As of a few years ago this whole "cookie policy" thing mutated into this annoying monstrosity. It's really dumb. Just know that we don't have the desire or motive to take your information by visiting our website, and somehow use it in a mysterious perfidious way to profit from the data Google has already collected on all of us years ago, LOL.
Privacy Policy (Bla, bla, bla stuff below)
At WordSmith Marketing Agency, the privacy, and security of our clients' personal information are of utmost importance to us... BUT, you're not a client yet, bwa-ha-ha-haaaaa! Oh calm down, we're just kidding, sheesh. This Privacy Policy outlines how we (don't) collect and use the information you provide when being here on our website. It's pretty thin, legally speaking, but supposedly by using our website, you consent to the practices described in this policy. Gotcha!
Information Collection and Use
We don't collect your information, period. If you contact us or schedule a Zoom chat, we'll need to know a few things - sure - but just by being on our website, we don't (and never will) collect your limited data. I mean, we don't even know how! Who even does this stuff? It's boring, what are we, hoarders of meaningless data? No, we're not. The only time we have is spent helping our clients grow into prosperity with provocatively effective digital marketing.
Information Sharing and Security
We do not sell, trade, or rent your personal information to third parties. Ever. WHO ARE THESE "THIRD PARTIES" anyway? I mean, no one has ever contacted us and said "Hey, here's some shekels for the data footprint that visitors leave when they check out your website."
Everyone has a price, you know? I'm just saying...
Contact Us
If you have any questions or concerns regarding this Privacy Policy or the handling of your personal information (and you shouldn't... see above), contact us at support@wordsmithmarketingagency.com.